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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 162: Mike Forgot To Title The Episode

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Oh no! It's almost time for the big episode to come out and we don't have a title! Let's see, let's see...I know I had a list of great episode titles around here somewhere. The Grouse of Mouse? Doesn't make sense. Fries with That? No, should have used that for the Doughboys ep. Poop Olympics? That's great but I think we already used it. Dang it! We don't have time for this. I'm just going to have to go with the next thing I pull out of the big Title Hat. I hope it's good, or people are gonna be really mad at me and not Mike for some reason. Okay. It's time. Here goes nothin!


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom.


This episode of YKS is sponsored by Wipers123.com. These folks take windshield wipers so seriously, it's actually hard to get them to focus on anything else. Hey, c'mon! I thought we were ordering food! What do you want? Are we doing Greek again? That kind of thing. But at the end of the day, we all gotta eat. And we gotta get wiper blades, too. So, my suggestion: try a vegan place (good for environment?) and head over to Wipers123.com, and use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 off your order of SpeedSets. That's one of the wiper blade kinds you can get there, and from what I understand, they're pretty good. Anyway don't forget the promo code. Thanks.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some jaki plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had.

0:11.0

You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of us because nobody's ever told you that.

0:17.0

Your Kickstarter is God.

0:19.0

Tell them, Mike and Jay out.

0:20.0

Your Kickstarter is God. Your Kickstarter. No, it's King's starting songs. It's starting.

0:24.0

It's.

0:25.0

It's.

0:26.0

So, It's.

0:28.0

So, it's starting, So, it's going to start,

0:30.0

and stuff.

0:31.0

The

0:33.0

And it's good,

0:30.0

and stuff. I was just listening to some old episodes and in two episodes.

0:35.0

Hey boys, I was just listening to some old episodes and in two episodes that were maybe a week or maybe two weeks apart, Mike

0:46.9

mentions the fact that he doesn't have dreams and on both occasions

0:52.2

Jesse was very surprised and you guys had the exact same conversation twice about dreams and how Mike doesn't have them.

0:59.0

So look, I work in health care. I'm a little bit concerned about your guys' health.

1:05.8

So I'm writing you both a prescription

1:07.8

for not smoking weed every single day of your lives.

1:11.8

I know it seems drastic, we're going to have to act

1:14.2

aggressively if we're going to stop you guys from becoming extremely stupid.

1:18.4

All right, thank guys. Bye.

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