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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 161: The Ultimate Shoedown

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Thank you! For! Your! Service! The undisputed Song of the Summer is here and, no, the singer didn't even have to talk about their "you know what" being "you know what". Hear it first on today's show before anywhere else, because no one else has the guts to play it! We treat you right (Dairy Queen). Plus: we slay some bastards, finally find a way to carry our fishing pole around on our motorcycles, and fill some guitars with liquid for whatever reason. Damn. That is awesome. Most importantly, DB says 2 things wrong that we will never let him forget. Let him hear it on twitter: @dogboner


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer: PBostrom


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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had.

0:09.0

I don't want to stick it on the internet to make a couple bucks

0:13.0

because nobody's ever told you that your kick starter is

0:17.4

tell them, Mike and J.

0:18.8

out.

0:19.8

Your kick starting, your kick starter, start, God is gone. It's not.

0:24.0

It's not.

0:25.0

So it's. So it's.

0:27.0

It's going to start.

0:28.0

So it's going to start and so

0:30.0

and so and so so and so

0:32.0

so the podcast Hey guys it's Greg.

0:38.0

Hey guys, it's Greg. On the last premium episode you were talking about Steve Jobs smelling bad

0:44.2

either his feet or his breath and joking about it but I mean so I guess you know I've lived in working in Silicon for a long time.

0:55.0

And one time I think me and John were getting an Uber home from something in

0:59.4

Palo Alto and this guy was telling us about living there a long time and just talking shit about stuff and one people was talking to him was Steve Jobs and I'm not making this up to not a bit and he said yeah Steve Jobs was the stinkiest motherfucker, he wore his

1:14.5

fucking nasty sandals, you could smell him coming a block away.

1:18.0

That's what he said. That's the quote I remember.

1:20.6

He could smell Steve Jobs coming a

1:22.8

fucking block away.

1:25.0

You could have been making this up, of course.

1:29.0

I believe in his time.

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