Episode 162 - Dick on Parasites

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2019

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Mike Cernovich calls in to talk about getting Jeffrey Epstein arrested, Dame Pesos and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" call in to make fun of the final episode of The Best Debate in the Universe, my contingency plans for getting molested by the TSA, getting Alzheimer's, and getting reincarnated, Null calls in to have a white discussion about White Privledge, a thot-ful journalist gets trolled by a Dickhead, a conduit of money, a continuum of food, Nintendo bones me again, and an average day in the life of the ultimate millennial; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:05.0	Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick is Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah! Welcome to Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick, you know, Dick, you love Dick, you got it.
0:22.0	It is a show where everything's a contest.
0:24.7	Coming to be live for a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:26.9	I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man.
0:31.3	Voted America's worst Mexican 12 weeks running with me as always is
0:34.0	LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer.
0:35.8	Hello Dick.
0:36.8	Hey what's up buddy?
0:37.8	You know.
0:38.8	What?
0:39.8	What is up?
0:40.8	You tell me.
0:41.8	You tell me. You tell me.
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