Episode 161 - Dick on The End of Shows

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2019

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

Maddox kills his podcast, shorts with no pockets, John McAfee calls in to talk privacy coins, laziness, fucking whales, advice for the virgins, and being on the run from the biggest government in the world, a millennial with no hammer calls in to explain life to Sean and I, diminishing returns, how the lost episode was lost, and putting a breathalyzer on my refrigerator; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I have no fucking well I mean I don't know where to start okay well really that much
0:06.2	look at this look at the spread of this well it's all garbage is it it's, I'm on a high, I'm on a 12 hour high, what time is it? I'm on a 14 hour high that is not going away.
0:23.0	I feel like I discovered a new drug.
0:27.0	It's not, it's giving me a high that's not going away.
0:31.0	Real, okay, I gotta know. I gotta know. I gotta know.
0:34.0	Maddox is dead.
0:36.0	Oh, like, uh, figuratively.
0:39.0	You know what, I had this cute up to play right when when I start right when I finished that sentence but
0:44.1	it didn't work there that was supposed to happen right when I said Maddox said
0:49.9	woman a movement?
0:51.1	Yes please.
0:52.8	Jerk, jick, jick,
0:54.4	and he did.
0:55.4	Oh.
0:57.0	Oh.
0:58.0	Yeah!
1:00.0	Y! Oh! You got it! It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from Mountain Bunker
1:16.0	deep in the heart of the city of failure.
1:17.4	I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man.
1:22.0	The Maddox Slayer
1:26.0	killed seven of them in one swive I did
1:32.4	is that right?
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