Guy goes to Europe on a business trip, but he finishes up early so he senses wife of facts saying,

honey, I'm coming home tomorrow. I was coming home a week early.

Gets home and walks in the house and he catches his wife in the act.

Yeah. Doesn't even say anything. He's devastated. He slinks out of the house.

Yeah. Goes to his shrink. Tells the shrink what happened.

Shrink lessons are very sympathetic. He says, maybe she doesn't get the facts.

Yeah. That's not a great joke.

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The DJs were hot, the bodies were hot, and we had a great time.

Just because you like laying around your house and your underpants doesn't mean the United States of America has to see it.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.

Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen.

Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a cat nap in your office chair, or two cups of good hot black coffee.

Well, I've heard all the facts and it's pretty obvious what I have to do.

Get a big ol' mug of hot chocolate, put on my thinking PJs and get back to you.

Hey everybody, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.

This right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. This is episode 1,616 in a collector's series. That's right.

16,16. If you're scoring at home, we've got a fun show in store for you today.

We're going to be updating you on the song of the summer contest, which I didn't even realize that many of the listeners were in a state of confusion.

They were in a state of worry. There was a concern.

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