Hey, dude. I'm outside. I'm in the Subaru Outback that is blocking someone in the guest parking.

Hello, sir. Welcome to my bitch in rental car. This is a bitch in rental car. It smells

really nice. It's really clean in here, too. You ready to do this? Yeah. I'm totally pumped.

Are we going to drive around town? Yeah. You're just going to sit here blocking in this Lexus.

I'm tempted because it looks like the kind of car that a jerk would drive, but we should,

meanwhile, I'm in the kind of car, Lesbian would drive. Right. Well, Lesbian friends.

Lesbian friends. Indeed. Just a truck here. Now you're being a jerk that's trying to block a truck.

As well. Hold on. Hold on. I've got this under control, I think.

You want to give this try? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it, man.

Oh, geez. Are you got a gas? Yep. Shows over. Add a gas. Also known as Luf doesn't have his

seatbelt on, and you have a weird stain on your pants. What is it? Right near your crotch.

What is that? That might be... Should I call you Monica Lewinsky? That might be... How great would

it be if that was actually from Bill Clinton? That would be pretty great. And also how great

that right when you get in the car, the first thing you look at is my crotch. Well, it was actually

the second thing. The first thing is I noticed your car and then that weird standing your crotch.

I think that might be taco sauce. Really? It's something that I was eating yesterday,

when I was hanging out with Camaro Kev that is on a very unfortunate part of my jeans.

Okay, and we're starting.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. The show that just might be too

beautiful to live at the AC Goen or something. I don't know, Sean. You control all the

environment. Okay, if this was Star Trek, you'd be. I would be... Would I be Jordy? Or which

Star Trek are we talking? Deep Space Nine? Are we talking the original series with the Shat?

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