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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 160: Actually For Helping

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Hey, we're helpin' over here! That's right folks, it's another week on Earth which means another YKS has been uploaded to everyone's desktop PCs for their fullscreen listening pleasure. This week on the show we are figuring out how to interact with the police safely, paying to hear a weirdo's dreams, and sucking on a pen with our big slobbery mouths due to anxiety. Plus at least 3 additional things are said throughout the episode. Download this one now while you still can! It's a collector's item that will only increase in value! This episode is an investment for your and your children's future! I really believe this!


And for more YKS check out YKS Premium on Patreon. Last week we had our friends Dril and Derek from TruthPoint on and they tried to win a bunch of money. Did it work out? Well you'll just have to listen for yourself. Or ask them if you want. But maybe they won't reply, or maybe they'll lie to you. Easier to just do my thing, I think.


Finally, this episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Hey if your shit is looking like that Black Crowes album cover (Amorica I think) then check out Manscaped. They ship to Canada now, and it probably comes in a bag like the milk they love so much up there. I wasn't just guessing about the album cover, I actually had to look it up. I don't listen to the Black Crowes. Just a small confession there. Here's another one: Manscaped's Lawn Mower 3.0 is really good, but it would be even better at 80% of the cost (hey what wouldn't), which is why we forced them to provide a discount code for our listeners. For 20% off and free shipping, smash in the promo code YKS at check out.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's off the stupid

0:08.3

problem that nobody's ever had. You don't want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body's never told you that your

0:17.0

Kickstarter's God.

0:19.0

Tell them, Mike and Jay out.

0:20.0

Your Kickstarter's God.

0:22.0

Your Kickstarter's Star is Stars! Your King Star is Stars!

0:25.0

Some Your Stars!

0:27.0

Your Stars!

0:28.0

Your King Stars!

0:30.0

So it's

0:31.0

Some Stars songs! Some Stars! Songs! Mike, J.F. What's going on?

0:35.0

My...

0:37.0

Mike.

0:38.0

Mike. J.F. What's going on?

0:43.0

Uh, what's your guys' favorite state?

0:47.0

Uh, and least favorite state too?

0:51.0

My least favorite state, you ask? Probably Arizona. Talk it sucks. Favorite State, you wonder?

1:05.0

I like Maryland, but I only like the other part of Maryland,

1:10.0

where fucking no one lives, like the eastern shore it's cool there

1:17.0

yeah all right. Later.

1:24.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. Mike. What's going on?

1:30.0

Hey, it's Mike! Oh, you know it's our friend is Mike. Bring it down. And his name is really Mike.

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