Episode 160 - Dick on Road Rage: Las Vegas

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2019

⏱️ 143 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The state of permanent financial crises, an angry millennial really doesn't want to buy a hammer, gambling with your taxes, more parental kidnappings, the future is broke, returning a wallet, stabbing your mouth, Dame Pesos screws up his sound effects, Null and state-owned fetuses, how to stop people from talking to you while you're going into the bathroom, Road Rage: Las Vegas, and all the Iranian lives I have saved; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Bad, of course it's bad.
0:03.0	That's how you know it's...
0:04.0	Are you sure you want to preview?
0:06.0	Yes.
0:07.0	Why the fuck would I click it?
0:09.0	Yeah, and why would I be apprehensive about it?
0:12.0	Are you sure you want to do this?
0:14.0	Oh, I could imagine that.
0:15.0	Oh, yeah, okay, all right, all right, all right.
0:18.0	You know what, I take that right back.
0:20.0	There's a million reasons actually.
0:22.0	Yeah.
0:23.0	This is the one time when I don't mind the confirmation box in all of my life.
0:28.0	Are you sure you want to delete this empty text file?
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	Pro Tools has one that says if you delete these from the well you know what that's you know what?
0:37.0	You know what I blew right past that.
0:40.0	I blew right past that motherfucker.
0:42.0	Anyway matter of fact I don't even I've got a I've got a you know there's a hot key to even bypass that shit which of course I did
0:50.0	yeah we all know that one feature of Pro Tools that lets you instantly delete everything.
0:55.0	Yes, it does without confirmation.
0:57.0	Right, because if you hold a modifier key, you don't have to listen to it, chirp.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dick Masterson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dick Masterson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.