Episode #1605: A Trip to the Deli

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2014

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

On day 3 of TBTL Road Trip Week, Luke and Andrew discuss the dangers driving around without GPS. Then we head to New York City to meet up with some good friends at a famous deli.

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0:00.0	Oh, there it is. You can win $97.1 for the cool weekend ahead!
0:06.8	We have the butt! We have the butt!
0:08.9	Koo, weekends in the morning.
0:10.9	Ninety-seven point-one, a fell.
0:12.8	We have the morning with Wee-D and the butt.
0:15.3	WQHG, 97.1!
0:18.2	97.1!
0:19.5	97.1!
0:20.3	Wee-D, Wee-D together butt!
0:21.6	In the morning, Koo, weekends!
0:23.8	Death head! Wee-D
0:26.2	And the butt! And welcome back!
0:28.1	The most boring show with a brand new host, you may hate us, but I'm gonna tell you, we hate ourselves more.
0:39.1	I want you to kill every golfer on the course. Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna laugh me up and throw away a key.
0:46.6	Boom for us, get great, get not golfer, the little brown furry rodents.
0:51.6	Heart pounding, mouth dry, stomach spinning. Now you know how I feel every day of my life, sirs.
0:56.6	We are still on for this afternoon, right? Operation Monkey Brain.
1:00.6	One more vampire joke, and I'm gonna walk right back there, go into my coffin, and I'm not coming out, okay?
1:06.6	I need to sign up for an improv class because I can't think of a damn thing to say right now.
1:16.6	Well, we knew it would happen eventually. I'm out of words. Just plain old, ran out of words.
1:22.6	You're listening to TBTL, the show that is supposedly too beautiful to live. My name is Andrew Walsh, and the only reason you're hearing my voice right now is because the real host of the show, Luke Burbank, is out on vacation.
1:37.6	He's somewhere out in the Nevada desert, probably eating peyote or talking to old Native American ghosts or something like that.
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