You know all the cartoons and all the TV shows you see when you're young, like horses and ponies are always really really cool and happy.

They always got like a rainbow or some stars flying behind it. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh it's a pony, it's a pony.

So like I'm at the petting zoo and some reason the pony came and bitten me.

When it happened and I turned around and looked at it, aside from the fact that the horse didn't look anything like the cartoon or what I saw on TV,

it was like dang horse like I trusted you.

TVTL

When you're in the recording studio, do you ever think, hey what if I don't make something sh**?

Is that popping in the process?

The doctor sent you and you are eye candy.

It's guys intense, big face, big head, big bald head. Money to back up, you know.

You're overthinking it buddy. I mean just kind of see this as a fun thing to do where you make a little bread.

Tell me how you feel about religion.

I just want to look skinny on camera.

You've had three hairstyles. What's next for your career?

This is perfect for radio.

Alright you guys, here we go, buckle up.

It's day two of Road Trip Week here on TVTL, the show that is according to all the latest research I can get my hands on.

Almost definitely too beautiful to live.

This is episode number 1,604 and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not your host Luke Burbank.

My name's Andrew Walsh and I usually play second fiddle on the show.

Sometimes third, fourth or even fifth fiddle, depending on the lineup.

But not today.

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