Episode 159 - Dick on Gunplay

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

A new murderer calls in, how to not be too serious all the time, my reverse graduation speech, who does your abuela know, soph gets her yearbooks trashed, a new and exciting way to protest that doesn't involve burning the flag, afternoon penis cravings, Tifa's nerfed rack, early menopause, Kiwi Christopher is more well-adjusted than Reddit, your job is not your family, The Dad Zone, easy mode for video games, crappy pets, Alex from the Andy Warski gun-altercation is in studio, and a Happy Fathers' Day celebration for single moms and single pupper moms out there; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	No, Ernie.
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:03.0	Presenting.
0:04.0	Take.
0:05.0	Take.
0:06.0	Take.
0:07.0	Oh. Oh. Oh.
0:08.0	Oh. Oh. Yeah.
0:10.0	Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:12.0	Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Dick.
0:15.0	Ready.
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick, do you, do you,
0:22.0	You got it in the show where everything's a contest.
0:24.0	Coming to you live from Mountain Bunkin Deep in the Hard to the City Failure, I'm your host Dick Masters,
0:28.0	aka The 20 million dollar man recently voted America's worst Mexican 11 weeks running with me as always is world touring
0:33.8	LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer.
0:37.6	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy flawless introduction also in the studio today. Agent Richard Head, welcome to the show my friend
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