4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2016
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick. You got it. It's the |
0:26.7 | podcast where everything is a contest. It's the podcast that pays our audio engineers more Sean than any other |
0:35.4 | podcast that they work for. |
0:37.7 | Still, how many weeks is that now that this is true, |
0:41.0 | that I believe it to be true? |
0:42.3 | No one can confirm officially |
0:44.6 | if Sean the audio and just Sean the audio engineer how you doing I'm good how are you |
0:48.7 | good what's up buddy welcome back to the show cough my head off. Try not to, you're pulling a real Hillary Clinton on us. |
0:55.0 | I am. |
0:55.4 | Sean is coughing up a storm before the podcast and each one, |
0:59.5 | he crams the microphone into his throat like Debbie does that like a deep throat operative |
1:05.1 | he's cramming it all the way down his throat so I can hear all the Flemmy goodness and |
1:09.2 | it's really disgusting me pretty soon he's gonna be seizing a large black man with a diazepam needle is going to come in and |
1:16.7 | escort him into a van and then he's going to get on Twitter and start talking about a cartoon frog being racist. |
1:23.4 | Is that what you're going to start doing, Sean? |
1:25.4 | Wait, I feel like I miss something in the news. |
1:27.8 | I'll explain it to you later. |
1:29.8 | I miss something in the news. |
1:30.8 | This is why... |
1:31.8 | The cartoon frog. You know what? Your honesty, let me tell you something serious. |
1:36.0 | What? Your honesty about things that you don't get makes you different than 99% of the planet because nobody else, everybody else in the world |
1:47.6 | if you say, hey, did you see the zigzobs they were playing a game against the Buffalo Bills and they want to be like, |
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