Episode 15 – Dick on Bill Burr

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys like that I'm spicing up to my own theme song.
0:24.2	That's a remix where I do little giggling,
0:26.4	be like, ooh, during the theme song.
0:29.1	I spice it up.
0:30.5	Now I'm adding additional spice
0:32.3	because that guy told me it's too much spice
0:34.5	It's actually not enough spice that's what he didn't real there could always be more spice
0:39.6	That's what the whole syrucha craze has taught me always more spice that's what the whole Serraj craze has taught me.
0:43.0	Always more spice. That's what people love.
0:45.6	Hey, I've got, welcome to Dick.
0:48.5	You want Dick, you love Dick, you need Dick.
0:51.2	Sean is reaching around grabbing a Dick. Everybody wants more Dick. You got it. It's the podcast where everything is a contest.
0:59.0	I'm your host Dick Masters and with me today as always except for last episode is Sean the audio engineer.
1:06.5	Hello Dick how you doing Sean it's been a long time it feels like it's been even
1:10.0	longer because we recorded that one episode early.
1:13.4	I know.
1:14.4	So it's been like, what, a week and a half since we've sat down in this crucible,
1:19.4	this chamber of torture that is my Frankenstein studio apartment now.
1:25.0	I'm trying to wedge myself back in here.
1:27.0	I read a comment saying like how hard could it be to get a studio in LA?
1:32.0	Very fucking hard.
1:33.0	How many times have we tried, we tried to get a studio,
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