Episode 159: Tubers From the Future
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Jeff takes over summertime attire duties after Andrew starts slacking. Then it's tuber talk. Andrew talks about popping a wheelie, which ends with catastrophic results. Then, it's puppet time in the DeWitt househould. After that, we discuss the controversial 21 and over whipped cream law in New York.
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| 0:00.0 | There we are, there we are, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hello everybody fucking horny. Oh shut up |
| 0:30.0 | I don't get this wrong, I didn't even give me that bad ass. Where's the baby? |
| 0:41.4 | It's in the car, I'm not dead. |
| 0:44.8 | Bitch cops, look at that fucking ass. Eating ass. |
| 0:52.4 | Bitch cops, I never see somebody embrace summer. |
| 0:58.8 | It's hard before my eyes, but you don't embrace summer anymore, dude. |
| 1:03.8 | Yeah, I don't. You've turned your back on the season. |
| 1:07.1 | Fine, look at this. Look at this. That's not summer. |
| 1:10.0 | No, that's pasty winter. |
| 1:13.7 | I felt so bad for the people who watched the video that I felt that I needed to dress up |
| 1:19.0 | in summertime and time and time. But I can't tell. |
| 1:23.3 | I felt so bad. I don't go by a name. |
| 1:28.2 | You have to. I just represent the fashion. |
| 1:31.1 | I'm going to drop my pants now. Don't do it, dude. |
| 1:33.8 | What about party time, Jeff? |
| 1:37.1 | Okay, party time, Jeff, he's always available. |
| 1:39.7 | Maybe Fiesta, Jeff. |
| 1:40.7 | Alright, fine, you're going to be Fiesta, Jeff, and I'll be pantless to wit. |
| 1:44.7 | I put this on like a homeless man to pantless to wit. |
| 1:48.6 | Are you going to pantless the whole episode? |
| 1:50.3 | Maybe I will. And who knows? |
| 1:52.5 | Dude, you've turned your back on summer. Why would you do this? |
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