Beach Cops Episode 158: The Undie-taker
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Hello! And welcome to Beach Cops with Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill, and Andrew DeWitt. Andrew kicks off the episode by mentioning what he has in common with our sound man, Aaron (he gets to this by breaking out into a song). O'Neill has a tale that falls in the hiking gone wrong category. After that, Andrew talks about the stain on his shorts and how he once licked snowcone juice off of them. And, he talks about his parents warned him about his teeth falling out from eating certain sweet treats. After that, we share a call we received on the special Patreon only voicemail line. We close it out with some adult toy and luggage talk.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:02.0 | Are they CS yet? |
| 0:04.0 | Oh no, he does Aaron's got his own thing with us. |
| 0:07.0 | Doing the intro? |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, wouldn't do it. |
| 0:09.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:10.0 | You guys need to prepare me. |
| 0:12.0 | What do we need to prepare you? |
| 0:14.0 | I didn't know. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, there we go. |
| 0:16.0 | Shh. |
| 0:19.0 | Eating ads. |
| 0:22.0 | All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're live at the All Things County studio. |
| 0:26.0 | Pretty official beach cops. |
| 0:28.0 | First of all, I want to thank Aaron. |
| 0:30.0 | Aaron, you did a tremendous job. |
| 0:33.0 | We made him go above and beyond the college duty. |
| 0:36.0 | Hey, thanks a lot, Aaron. |
| 0:37.0 | Did you say duty? |
| 0:38.0 | I did, right? |
| 0:39.0 | Not the bad. |
| 0:40.0 | Duty, duty. |
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