Beach Cops 160: Nigerian Donkey Dingus
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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We open with a John Little update. Then, Andy is accused of some donkey business. Later, he tries out his new presidential impressions. He also opens our eyes to the ultra secretive world of restaurant supplies. After that, it's a hilarious tale of almost divorce.
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| 0:00.0 | But please Ryan |
| 0:03.4 | All right, here we go |
| 0:06.8 | Kick it off |
| 0:08.8 | Andrew let's talk about sir. All right, here we go |
| 0:17.6 | Okay, damn dude, they have the chef. All right. We're ready. We're ready. Yeah team beach cops. I don't think you deserve it |
| 0:23.7 | We roll in want to do this |
| 0:30.0 | Oh |
| 1:00.0 | Oh |
| 1:11.2 | There it is you know that fart got a copyright strike on YouTube. Are you for real? Yeah, they evidently |
| 1:17.7 | Jeff is licensed |
| 1:21.4 | Purpose is that's his real fart and I keep forgetting it's his real fart |
| 1:25.6 | You think that he paid a homeless man to fart. I'm gonna start charging. No, are we gonna do this? |
| 1:31.2 | Let's have a good show. First of all, I want to ask you a few things. All right, ask me some was last time you were in Nigeria |
| 1:37.0 | Why were you just in Nigeria? I'm asking you when last time you were in Nigeria. I've never been to Nigeria. Okay, well |
| 1:42.5 | I they're still looking for the kingpin of the |
| 1:46.3 | Thousand donkey penises that were trying to be smuggled out of there in Hong Kong. I got that you got the penises |
| 1:53.1 | I got the story. Oh, I got the scoop my foot in Nigeria did some interviews. By the way, welcome to Beachca |
| 2:00.9 | Hey, if he never joined us before this is our show. Yeah, it is. Oh, okay |
| 2:06.6 | It's supposed to be an infomercial |
| 2:08.8 | We're joined by Ryan O'Neal Danish Danish. Hey guys. I |
| 2:13.0 | Last week I dressed if you haven't listened to the show Andrew has a summertime Andy that he's let laps |
| 2:19.6 | Mm-hmm, and I actually went back into public domain. It did so I swooped in the rights like Winnie the Pooh the horror movie |
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