Episode 158 - Dick on Derailment

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2019

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Super Hot VR and "Don't do it without me", how to propose to your girlfriend, derailment, depression and Boomeritis, a teetotaler water shortage, injuries while working out, The Great Awokening, chicks looking at the phone in their pictures, millennials giving up liquor, how to spot a ho, the Bicycle Boys last ride, and Chris the Kiwi gets catfished again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Try this on for size.
0:02.0	You're presenting.
0:04.0	Dick.
0:05.0	Dick. Dick.
0:06.0	Dick.
0:07.0	Dick.
0:08.0	Dick.
0:10.0	Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick! You want Dick you do Dick, you love Dick. You got it, is the show.
0:23.9	Where everything's a contest coming to you live
0:25.4	from Mount Bunker Deep in the Heart of the Studio Failure.
0:27.0	I'm your host Dick Masters, and aka the 20 million dollar man.
0:29.7	Vote America's worst Mexican 10 weeks running.
0:31.6	Joining me as always is world famous,
0:35.0	world touring LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer.
0:38.5	Hello Dick.
0:39.0	Hey, what's up buddy?
0:40.1	Wow, feels good to be here.
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