Episode #1588: The Incident On The Train

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2014

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Luke blurts something out to a nice lady on the train and wishes he could take it back. Plus, the debut of TBTL's new hit segment: OPP!

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0:00.0	And that's how I got to where I am.
0:03.0	So, what do you got?
0:06.0	Okay, here it is.
0:08.0	Bit soup.
0:10.0	It's like alphabet soup, but it's ones and zeros instead of the letters.
0:19.0	Because it's binary.
0:21.0	You know, binary is just ones and zero.
0:23.0	Yeah, I know what binary is.
0:24.0	Jesus Christ, I memorized the hexadecimal times tables when I was 14 writing machine code.
0:29.0	Okay, ask me what nine times F is.
0:31.0	It's 11.5.
0:33.0	I do not need you telling me what binary is.
0:35.0	Just like I don't need you thinking about soup or taking pictures of it.
0:39.0	I need you thinking about apps, software, websites, Silicon Valley, alright?
0:44.0	Not...
0:47.0	Paris, Texas.
0:51.0	It's where Campbell's soup is.
0:53.0	T-B-T-L.
0:59.0	It's the strain beginning to show.
1:01.0	If I could sleep ten days at night in a rice bed,
1:04.0	I could certainly last in this laundry bank.
1:06.0	This is what the animal said to us.
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