Hello, my name is Mark Kunrippi Brown. As of today, January 3rd, 2014, year of our

Lord, I have officially tossed my head into the ring to run for Governor of the

Great State of Tennessee. I appreciate your vote this year in August, and I

think it's time we bring the United States back to where it's supposed to be.

One state at a time, starting with Tennessee, we are one nation under God, not

above God, and just like the purity of this apple, well I don't know where I was going with that.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny. Come on, high five me. Your hands are like 10 feet from me.

High five me. Each deal he makes is final. Who dares refuse him?

I keep loads of it, deems, and I don't want to make a deal anymore.

When a kidnap him, slither out and throw his body in the river.

I don't think that's legal. Creativity to me is just like a bird, like a friendly

bird that embraces all ideas and just like shoots out of its eyes, all kinds of beauty.

But devil you say, didn't we have major break?

We will preserve for our children this last best hope for man on earth, or we will

sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness.

Okie dokie. Let's get to it everybody. Let's do this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

Let the fun begin. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I should be in this booth.

It's episode 1580 in a collector's series. I've got a bunch of stuff to talk about with you.

Today on the program, including the fact that, um,

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

You know they say that when the worst case scenario happens, you usually find out it's

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