meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1579: Tax Troubles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Andrew realizes, during the show, that he hasn't filled his taxes. Meanwhile Luke's attempts to give him tax advice doesn't go well.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Say, don't mind me. How'd you get that kid to darn fast?

0:03.0

Well, this whole thing is just who knows who.

0:07.0

And then over here you have favoritism.

0:10.0

Yeah, Ed has a friend at one of the Asian cities.

0:12.0

Me and Doc went into a dog find a kind of someone wrong with a seaman.

0:15.0

And they said, we had to wait five years for healthy white baby.

0:18.0

I said, healthy white baby, five years.

0:20.0

Okay, what else you got?

0:22.0

Said they got two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart on the outside.

0:26.0

It's crazy world.

0:28.0

M-B-T-L.

0:33.0

I'm not triassi, unless I drink too much.

0:36.0

And it's pretty much right for everybody.

0:38.0

Like if you drink too much, you're going to be triassi.

0:40.0

That's what drinking does to you.

0:42.0

Aloha, Michalo, and goodbye.

0:44.0

Goodbye!

0:46.0

You are a sad, strange little man.

0:48.0

You know what? There is a level of malice to your whole behavior and questioning style

0:54.0

that's like, while it's kind of humorous, it's actually very cowardly.

0:58.0

That's one of those things that I cannot acknowledge in any way.

1:01.0

Are those tacos? You better believe they're tacos.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.