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Greetings dear listeners.

This is Jonah Goldberg of the Remnant Podcast in our amazingly full of potential offices for the dispatch.

Normally I recorded A.E.I. but the studio was booked and we're experimenting with equipment straight out of the Frankenstein movies,

lots of electrodes and diodes and giant horseshoes shaped levers but that's not important right now.

This podcast is brought to you by the dispatch, which you can find at the dispatch.com and dispatch media.

And we have and today's episode is brought to you by Mrs. Fields Cookies.

More about them in a little bit.

But right now we're very happy, or I should say I'm very happy to have Sarah Isger, who is one of the few of the proud new writers, editors, podcast hosts at the dispatch. Welcome Sarah.

Thank you. I'm really hoping the potential for this office will include chairs at some point. I don't know if you've noticed.

Chairs would be good. There's lots of things that would be good.

We also found out just as Winston Churchill said when his robe fell off right before FDR entered the room, I have nothing to hide from the listeners of the Remnant.

We found out that the room that we're going to use as a podcast studio but the women's bathrooms every time you hear a flush, it might show up on podcasts.

So that's something we've got to deal with too.

Is there certain genus a qua branding? I think so. I mean I think that as I was saying listeners are often very forgiving of that kind of thing.

Yeah, and I don't want to be gendery but like thank God it's the women's bathroom.

Well, so that's an important question. I was talking about that with our crack tech squad.

Please tell me what you and the tech squad about the women's bathroom flushing.

Do you actually think there was more or less flushing in men's bathrooms or women's bathrooms?

Clearly more flushing but you might not get other noises.

Fair, okay. Fair, fair.

I live with a man and you know I just think if you were going to have to listen to this is really gone in a whole actual potty humor direction.

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