Episode #1558: Bloodsport

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2014

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew realize that they've been pitted against each other in a public radio fight to the death.

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0:00.0	Hello, hi, so listen either you gave me the crabs or I gave you the crabs, but anyway, I have the crabs
0:09.4	so
0:11.4	Jesus you didn't feel itchy
0:14.4	Yeah, but I thought I thought it was laundry detergent. No
0:19.8	crabs
0:21.8	So you are sorry, I don't know which one
0:31.0	He says things I can't say and involves a
0:35.6	American hand and an electric shaver
0:38.4	Tape you a golf club. That's not a club. Say it's like a floating party and meet you in different locations every week
0:44.1	You don't tell your friends don't go there. They got a dangerous old lady there mother father Chinese dentist
0:49.0	I got so drunk last night. I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astrot food. We have top men working on it right now
0:56.9	Who?
0:58.6	Top
0:59.8	Men things are going to start happening to me now
1:06.2	Okay, yes indeed everybody. It's time for a Monday evening edition of TBTL
1:12.5	The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host
1:17.9	This episode 1,500 and 58 in a collector series
1:24.3	Very excited to be with you a lot to talk about on this Monday. We had a very
1:30.6	Action-packed weekend
1:32.6	It was a very action-packed weekend for a friend of the show John Moffett
1:38.2	NFL fame and now getting in the fight at a Chicago club fame
1:43.9	Coming to you today from
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