First time at the program. Oh God, really?

Village switch with me. No way, dude. Martin Gary.

I can always spot a newbie.

It's my fifth year with wings. I guess Paul McCartney's got nothing on me, huh?

Love, take me down to the streets.

It's not a wings song. Yeah, it's one of their hits from the 70s. I'm not sure which one.

It's not a...it's not. It isn't? No. I think it might be.

That's not. Nobody sings it song.

I don't know about that. I have to go to the...

The pitch and that happened.

The pitch comes along and that happened over to the right.

It hits the wall and bounces past the white line. I'm not sure what that means.

And for all of you who saw me as a ground breaker,

I'm sorry I couldn't carry the ball over the finish line, but man, I did try.

They were trying to say I was drunk. I drank eight beers yesterday.

That was all I drank.

grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents.

They're walking on their pants so they're capped on backwards.

Listen to the end of a man, the Snoopy Snoopy poop dog and they don't like them.

Mr. Bluestine, Montezuma's revenge is nothing more than good old-fashioned American diarrhea.

Adult diapers should never even enter the picture.

And the nice thing about these practice guitarists...

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