Sitting in a chair for long periods of time not only makes your lower back ache

It can leave you with a sore bottom, too

You know, I drive this truck for hours at a time

And trust me, these seats are hard as a rock

But since I started using forever comfy

My back feels good and my bottom feels good

T-B-T-L

I really want to study this whole thing of drinking, getting drunk

And people saying that you're having a good time

Get the f*** off the internet

You are of no use to anybody

You want to call me unhinged?

I am, you'd be right

Heavy metal definitely rolls

Twist and twist or juice pre-stocking

Aussie scorpions, they all roll

I'm gonna make you work for your dollar

Say something with that great radio voice

But it's not on TV then I'd touch the internet thing

Okay

Well okay, from deep inside a rented U-Haul van

Which doesn't seem creepy at all even though I'm parked in a middle school parking lot

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