Episode #1550: Hilarious Postal Service Anecdotes
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2014
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Luke has an adventure at the Mandarin Gate and Andrew shares more than one semi-amusing observation about the US Postal Service.
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| 0:00.0 | What's your favorite utensil? |
| 0:02.0 | My favorite utensil is... |
| 0:07.0 | I never thought about it. |
| 0:09.0 | Wait, seriously? |
| 0:10.0 | That's like insane. |
| 0:11.0 | Like what if you had to pick? |
| 0:14.0 | Guess I'll fork. |
| 0:16.0 | Okay, that is crazy. |
| 0:17.0 | Like why would you want cold metal prawns |
| 0:19.0 | stabbing you in the tongue when it's done? |
| 0:21.0 | You could have food delivered in your mouth |
| 0:22.0 | and like the cool soft pillowy cloud. |
| 0:27.0 | What did you do to yourself? |
| 0:28.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:34.0 | That guy's dumb and in the bag with hammers. |
| 0:36.0 | I have the bottom of a frozen lake. |
| 0:38.0 | Here's some advice I gave to the girls |
| 0:40.0 | in my dance troupe |
| 0:41.0 | that the dance tell you drop tournament. |
| 0:43.0 | That advice was dance. |
| 0:45.0 | Dance. |
| 0:46.0 | Dance. |
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