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Childish

Episode 154 - Don't Hit Your Kids, Seriously

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Alison's boys are hitting milestones this week and Greg is going to take magic mushrooms. Plus a picnic is in the works for all the listeners.

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:08.0

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.

0:14.4

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.3

Childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for... Hey, Spike Fitzsimmons here.

0:25.0

Hello, Allison Rosen here.

0:28.0

Should I just be Spike Rosen?

0:30.0

Uh, yeah, I mean, that was my nickname when I was a kid. I don't know why and they called me

0:37.8

Spike. I think maybe it was because Snoopy's cousin was named Spike, and I was into reading peanuts. I read peanuts all the time.

0:46.0

Oh wow and now you do comics in Sunday papers.

0:50.0

So this is like a legacy thing for you.

0:52.8

I try not to change or evolve in life.

0:56.2

I think that's wonderful.

0:57.3

Yeah.

0:58.3

Too many people.

0:59.3

They're just a new person each day.

1:01.3

They're growing, they're challenging themselves. Look at me, I am

1:06.2

self actualized, I listen well. Yeah, and I used to hustle, I used to change, and then you know what? I fucking nailed it.

1:16.0

It's like when you see a gymnast and she does a balance beam routine and she's doing cartwheels and she's rolling around and she's doing great and then

1:26.4

she does the big flip and she lands on the mat.

1:28.8

Does she keep squirming around and moving?

1:31.0

No, no.

1:32.0

She sticks the landing. she sticks the landing that's where I'm at I'm just the

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