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Childish

Episode 74 - Should You Get Rid of Your Dog to Have a Baby?

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

A caller wants to start a family but she has a middle-aged dog who isn't good around kids. What should she do? Alison and Greg disagree. Plus shingles, puzzles, conversations that everyone can hear and more including five solid ideas for keeping sanity in your family. And some tips on shoplifting.

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:05.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.

0:15.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:17.0

How can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:20.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:22.0

Who the hell decided I it's ready for?

0:24.0

Hey, I'm Greg Fitzimmons.

0:26.0

I'm Allison Rosen.

0:28.0

Coming to you from different areas of Los Angeles,

0:31.0

but...

0:32.0

Right. Our hearts are are together our minds are melded and we're ready to do

0:36.0

with another episode of childish I mean I feel like I'm sitting in your lap

0:39.9

really no I feel like I'm very far away. No, I guess it feels appropriate. It feels like I'm in Burbank, you're in Venice. Yeah. And I don't know. I was very opposed to this kind of remote way of connecting beforehand.

0:56.8

I've talked ad nauseum at length about how I refused to do remotes on my podcast, but I guess I am adapting, which is what

1:07.4

all humans have to do, and I'm making the best of it, but I still miss in person.

1:14.5

Well, we're not doing those shit ones where people just record their zooms yeah and they put out their hollow sounding

1:18.8

tinny zooms and they call it a podcast no no. No. No. We're putting out quality. Right. We got real professional recording equipment. We have a

1:27.0

producer that mixes it and matches it. That's right. And so I think it sounds pretty good and I love look here's the bottom lie

1:36.4

We're both stuck at home with our families 24-7 if we get to sneak out and go into our offices alone and connect and talk to another

1:44.2

adult for an hour, what's better than that?

1:48.2

I know. I showered and like washed my hair, blew it dry, the whole thing for this, but I thought to myself,

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