Episode #1537: Non Lame Positivity

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2014

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Luke and TBTL buddy Alex Falcone ponder if Valentine's Day is, in fact, total b.s.

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0:00.0	A wedding is a simple and beautiful ceremony where an old man and a crying girl get pushed into the coupling shed.
0:07.2	No, if you don't have a sponsor these days, you're nobody.
0:10.2	My sponsor is the Southern Tourism Puro.
0:13.2	It's perfect, because I'm sort of a downhill America sweetheart type.
0:16.9	Leonardo, my hair psychic, is always saying how down to earth I am.
0:20.3	T-B-T-A-L!
0:25.7	Now, if you haven't heard of these young men, then you must be the wrong age,
0:30.2	because they're rock-and-roll specialists.
0:32.8	What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
0:37.4	Breakfast. Family.
0:40.0	Family, right?
0:41.9	I thought you meant the things you need.
0:43.4	Sex, money, power, fire, choking, being dragged behind a speedboat.
0:48.0	It's all the same thing.
0:49.5	Why do you think this is cool?
0:51.2	Why is drinking alcohol cool?
0:53.1	Well, why is riding on a motorcycle cool?
0:54.7	Why is wearing SPF of less than 10 at the beach cool?
0:57.1	Healthy, that is cool.
0:58.0	Because it's dangerous.
0:59.3	You scare me. You're an alcoholic.
1:01.7	Yeah, you're drunk.
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