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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1536: Checkmate!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2014

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Jen talk about why chess is the new sport to watch, and how trying to wheel a deal can backfire.

Transcript

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They said this was a magician's word.

0:04.0

Mr. Gray.

0:06.0

What you do is not magic.

0:09.0

I understand.

0:10.0

It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.

0:13.0

It's not about pulling a rabbit out of your head anymore.

0:17.0

It's about pulling your heart out of your chest.

0:20.0

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

0:26.0

It means I take people's nightmares

0:28.0

and turn them into dream realities.

0:31.0

TVTL!

0:36.0

All right.

0:37.0

It's Saturday night.

0:39.0

I have no date.

0:40.0

A two-liter bottle of shasta.

0:42.0

And my all-rush mix tape.

0:44.0

Let's rock.

0:45.0

After everything that's happened recently,

0:47.0

I want to make sure that what you're about to do

0:49.0

isn't not well thought out.

0:52.0

When you die, you'll go to heaven.

0:54.0

You'll say hello to God.

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