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🗓️ 29 March 2023
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No talking about menstruation in Florida schools, period. O2 spends the night in his own bed. O1 is home from college. And someone's got a hemorrhoid!
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0:00.0 | Hi everyone, it's Greg Fitzsimmons from Venice Beach, California. |
0:27.7 | Hello, it is Allison Rosen, currently residing in Burbank, California. |
0:33.5 | For how long? How long do you think you'll stay in that house? |
0:37.6 | Ooh, good question. I mean, I am already thinking about what qualities the house that I want to |
0:44.5 | move to next will have. For example, a little more spacious kitchen, maybe a swimming pool. |
0:51.3 | You could put a pool in your backyard, you got plenty of room. |
0:54.8 | Um, yes, however, I don't know if you've noticed, it's impossible to bring any kind of machinery |
1:01.7 | into the bathroom. Oh, right. They'd have to hand dig it. I've always wanted a pool. |
1:09.4 | And then when it came time to look for houses because we had Elliot and I was pregnant with Owen, |
1:15.2 | we were actually kind of happy that it doesn't have a pool. It's that window of time where a pool |
1:22.0 | all of a sudden seems like a very dangerous proposition. But now that they're older, I would like |
1:26.4 | to have a pool again someday. So I don't know. I could see a stain here for like another |
1:33.7 | five to 10 years, maybe. Can I give you a piece of advice? Yes, I love advice from Greg. |
1:40.4 | Get a hot tub. You and your family will get so much joy, so much relaxation. It's totally social. |
1:48.5 | Some of my best memories are being in the hot tub with the kids. We used to play |
1:53.1 | all kinds of like, you know, the kind of games you play when you're driving in the car. We like, |
1:57.5 | you know, list games and it's just it's great. And they're not going to drown in the hot tub. |
2:04.3 | They could. I remember taking a class at the hospital. It was an infant CPR and like infant |
2:10.4 | safety class. Have I talked about this before? No, we never talked about this. I don't know. I was |
2:15.4 | probably like eight months pregnant. It was that point where you start taking a whole bunch of |
2:18.8 | classes at the hospital. If you're someone who does that. And I walked out of that class being like, |
2:25.2 | is it too late to get an abortion? Like I'm so every, they can, kids can drown in an inch of water. |
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