Episode 151 - Keep Your Daughter Off The Pole

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Alison and family are getting a lot of use out of Greg's corroded piano while Greg prepares for his St. Patrick's Day show. Will Alison finally show up? Plus parents who lied about their children's Covid status and a father who's dismayed by his daughter's new line of work.

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:27.0	Hello, I'm Allison Rosen.
0:30.0	Allison, I got to tell you, usually I'm way more prepared for the podcast.
0:35.2	I usually spend some time.
0:37.0	I go through stuff and today, because I just finished a podcast that went very long.
0:42.6	I'm not quite as put together, so I may be looking for you to carry this one a little
0:46.5	bit for me.
0:47.7	Greg, when you see one set of footprints in the sand, that's me carrying you on my show
0:56.0	band.
0:57.0	I thought that's me with a band in me.
0:58.5	No, no, no, no, no, that's what I carried you.
1:01.7	Oh my God.
1:02.7	Oh my God.
1:03.7	Yeah, I know.
1:04.7	You missed it.
1:05.7	I said, you said, Allison, why have thou forsaken me?
1:08.6	Why have this thouist forsaken me?
1:11.5	And I said, Greg, my son, I'm carrying you.
1:15.3	I was wondering why those footprints were much deeper and wider than the other ones.
1:20.8	I was carrying you, but here's the part they never tell you.
1:25.1	I was not happy about it.
1:27.3	I was like seriously, seriously, dude.
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