Episode 15 - Moisturiser and Measures
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2019
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Episode 15
Moisturiser and Measures
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation; Restrict Consultants access to moisturiser. Reciprocity via Vent Torment. Alternative foot application. Returned damaged Graph Friend. Bathin is dreamy. Deploy the “Party Ender”. Megatron-Polar Alliance noted. Teamwork Needed.
PLANET - REVIEW
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Substance abuse
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Alex here. I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:04.8 | Lucy McCullough, Kelly Lux Callahan, Jeffrey Sumler, Melissa Verbal, |
| 0:10.8 | Greg Langer, Kelsey P, Mobius, Petty Coated Swashbuckler, Christopher Pardio, |
| 0:18.9 | Asmyth. |
| 0:20.3 | Thank you all. |
| 0:21.3 | We really appreciate your support. |
| 0:23.0 | If you'd like to join them, go to www. |
| 0:26.0 | Patreon.com forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards. Rusticil presents. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Still not here. |
| 1:23.0 | here. Three reviews in a row. Three. What is he? What are he doing? |
| 1:29.0 | David. Oh! Oh! David, help me! Oh, no, you are bulb! David, please! Why are you so bulb? |
| 1:35.0 | David, I have been drinking moisturizer for the entirety of the time since I was last year. |
| 1:40.0 | I haven't let any moisture out of my body in about 16 hours David and it hurts. |
| 1:46.0 | Oh. It hurts David. |
| 1:49.0 | David you have to squeeze me. |
| 1:51.0 | Please drain you. |
| 1:52.0 | You have to squeeze it out of me. me. David, grab hold of me. |
| 1:55.0 | Right, yes. |
| 1:56.0 | Right, yes. Right, David, it's me. |
| 1:57.0 | Oh, what's going on here? |
| 2:00.0 | Ah, I can explain. |
| 2:01.0 | I can explain. |
| 2:02.0 | I was supposed to be on time. I learned, I learned my lesson, I promise you. |
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