Episode 14 - Seals and Accountants
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2019
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Episode 14
Seals and Accountants
PLANET - 512907- 𐆖
Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity.
Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Bryn for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zach Jenkins, Dunstan Thorn, David Simons, Kayla B. Roman Sevchenko, Meche Morier, Andrew Wadsworth, E Jalenak, Brie Hutcheon, Sara Homan
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Alex here. I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:04.9 | Zach Jenkins Dunstan Thorn, David Simmons, Kayla B, Roman Sevechenko, |
| 0:12.1 | Meche Moria, Andrew Wadsworth, E Yallenac, Brie Hutchion, Sarah Homen. |
| 0:19.0 | Thank you all. We really appreciate your support. |
| 0:22.0 | If you'd like to join them, go to |
| 0:24.0 | W.w |
| 0:26.4 | W.w and take a look at our rewards. |
| 0:30.0 | Special thanks to Brin for today's submission. |
| 0:32.0 | May you live long, imposter. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Maybe he's never going to be on time. Maybe it's 20 minutes forever. If I could replace him with an imaging robot that looked like Traxel. |
| 1:34.0 | Yes. |
| 1:36.0 | Maybe I'll just search an imaging. |
| 1:39.0 | David, what are you doing on imaging? |
| 1:40.0 | What? No, nothing. |
| 1:42.0 | By which I mean, good afternoon David. How are you? |
| 1:44.8 | Hello. Yes, I'm good. |
| 1:46.7 | Swift fingered David tapping away quietly in the darkness. Let's just put the light on there. |
| 1:51.8 | There it is. Tapping away in the darkness, let's just put the light on there, there it is, tapping away in the darkness there. |
| 1:54.9 | Yes, no, I'm just, you know. So did you get invited to the party? What party? What are you talking about? |
| 2:00.4 | You know, Bromius's party? Sylax? With head is Bromius's party, Sylax? |
| 2:04.0 | With head is Bromius. |
| 2:05.0 | We'd climb yesterday. |
| 2:07.0 | Oh, that! |
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