Episode 15: Gambling

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Ed Larson, Amber Nelson, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Come on baby, Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and daughter needs a backpack and wife needs a new round of birth control so daughter doesn't get another new sister. Aaaaand 7 is crap. You lose sir. Your family will never forgive you. But, you can have a free drink if you can find the waitress. This week on The Brighter Side, we talk gambling with Ben Kissel and Anton Shuford. Beat the spread baby.

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0:00.0	We got to keep on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to keep on the right side.
0:09.0	I spend my paycheck off and find the boost.
0:13.0	That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.
0:18.0	All of the right side. You got to keep on the bright side you got to be all on the bright side you're the bright
0:24.4	side ding ding ding ding ding ding you've won you've won you've won scratch off tickets
0:32.6	craps poker penny slots you did it You got to know when to hold them,
0:38.8	no when to fold them,
0:39.7	and know when to get free drinks at the casino.
0:42.6	We're talking about gambling, baby.
0:44.9	Ramben, gambling.
0:46.8	Yeah, staying up late, getting them red eyes.
0:49.6	Fucking spending debt money.
0:53.6	Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
0:55.5	Here we're talking about gambling.
0:59.4	That was great.
1:00.5	You went for a while.
1:01.5	Yeah, I did.
1:03.2	I'm proud of myself.
1:04.8	I'm looking for what she might have been reading of her back in time.
1:07.7	No, no, no.
1:08.4	She was the inside of her eyelids.
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