Episode 14: Public Restrooms

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Ed Larson, Amber Nelson, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes doodoo rocks come when you're not at home. Sometimes those doodoo rocks ain't gonna wait for your cute little footsies to be on that nice light blue fluffy rug you got by your toilet. Then you must do the unthinkable, crap at a Wendy's. Well, hey, it's better than having shit in your pants.

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0:00.0	We got to keep on the right side.
0:06.1	You got to keep on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off by the boost.
0:14.0	That's okay and now I've got for me.
0:18.0	All on the right side. You got to keep on the right side. Oh, you know, just here. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, just here shopping at Blockbuster Video.
0:26.6	Oh, man.
0:27.6	Oh, yeah, just here shopping at Blockbuster Video.
0:30.6	No, man, I can't.
0:32.6	Oh, oh, oh, oh, should I get a horror movie?
0:35.6	How many times?
0:36.6	Oh, oh, oh, I see, uh, let's see, there's a new, uh, there's a new, there's a new Freddy Kruger movie out and I heard he, uh, dies. Uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Uh, uh, excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, uh, sir, a little boy, a little boy. You work here, right? Oh, yeah. I'm actually 19. Yeah, all right.
0:54.8	Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir, a little boy. You work here, right?
0:57.1	Yeah, I'm actually 19.
1:00.1	Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Do you have a toilet?
1:02.7	It's for employees only.
1:06.8	Oh, do you have an application? I'll fill it out when I get out.
1:08.6	Sure. Yeah, here you go.
1:09.9	Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, no!
1:12.8	I do, dude!
1:15.1	And that's what today is all about.
1:16.9	It's about having to do something that nobody wants to do,
1:20.4	and that is shit in a public bathroom.
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