Episode 16: Cabs

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Ed Larson, Amber Nelson, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

It's 3 am, you're piss drunk and if you get in the subway you won't get home till 4:30 if you're lucky. You're doomed. Who's going to be your stinky foreign night in piss-colored armor? That's right: a blatantly racist cabbie. Former cab driver and current comedian Trey Galyon joins the crew.

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0:00.0	We got to be on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to keep on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue boots.
0:14.0	That's okay and now I got to be able to be able.
0:18.0	Keep on the right side. You got to keep on the brown side
0:21.3	You got to be proud
0:22.6	All right
0:24.6	Hello
0:26.6	Hacmel
0:27.6	Hey buddy, do you want to cab? You want to cab, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, you want to cab? Come on already. You got a pretty girl. You look very nice.
0:34.6	Thank you. Come on, sit in front seat in front seats forget the front seat my lap free ride
0:38.5	i have front seat free ride oh choicente 8 siote 90 90 90 20 9 7 2 2 2 2 5 minute popi 5 minute we're coming around the corner
0:46.0	come on puppy okay my friend here we go we're going to talk about the very cute world of being a very
0:51.7	sexy cab driver tonight welcome Welcome to the brighter side.
0:56.1	How you doing everybody? What's going on?
0:58.6	That was the beautiful Sina John doing what he does best acting and pretending he's a cab driver.
1:05.8	I was born with the innate knowledge of being able to do that.
1:09.6	How many free lunches you get like that?
1:13.3	Not nearly enough.
1:14.2	He's really a lawyer, so I fooled you.
1:18.3	And I'm Amber Nelson.
1:19.9	Welcome.
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