Episode #1491: Granny Time With Jen Andrews

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2013

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

TBTL's erstwhile producer Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to answer listener questions and discuss her slow descent into total Granny-dom.

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0:00.0	Where are you from?
0:02.0	We are from Switzerland.
0:04.0	Barry, you know what? We're going to focus on business.
0:06.0	Switzerland. I love Switzerland.
0:08.0	It is one of my favorite countries.
0:10.0	I love your army knives with the toothpicks and your cheese.
0:15.0	Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes?
0:20.0	Our countries are not enemies. They are friends.
0:23.0	We are friends.
0:25.0	You have been to Switzerland?
0:27.0	No, but I have a friend who drives a fall phone.
0:30.0	T-B-T-N!
0:35.0	In a sense, it would be like having your hand in a glove originally and now thrown it into pudding.
0:44.0	Wow. Okay.
0:46.0	I will never take movement for granted ever again.
0:49.0	All burnt. That's no good. Look at that.
0:52.0	Yours is a little bit in short and mine is quite long.
0:55.0	I can't say anything anymore that people don't take it dirty and I'm sorry.
0:58.0	That disgust me.
1:00.0	I'm not a little man. Nobody asked you to say anything.
1:03.0	I would really take pizza.
1:04.0	Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever.
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