Here were some tips on what New York can offer as our city correspondent, Stefan.

Your hottest holiday club is Bixen.

And right now, they're having their 12 days of Christmas dance party.

Well, 12 days of Christmas. That sounds nice.

Because it has everything.

12 Jackdale Binos, 11 little Richards, 10 Piercer Babies, 9 Asian Balkies, 8 Gale Latins,

7 Psycho Swaring, 6 Porta Screachers, 5 Homeless Elmothers, 4 Cooked Up Frogs, 3 French Hens,

Taylor Negron, and a human parking cone.

What was it, what's a human parking cone?

Yes, it's that thing of when two Jackmages paint themselves orange and you have to parallel

parking.

Listen, I've got to give a clue here now.

I don't want any more bulls**t any time during the day from anyone.

That includes me.

It's going to be very hot.

It's going to be very uncomfortable for everybody.

Want anybody yelling?

We get anybody yelling around here any more today.

And then the s**t is going to hit the fan.

I'm the vice president of the United States, you stupid little s**t.

That door should be half a tight so that people can only approach me in my office on their

s**t needs.

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