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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 149: M.I.C.H.A.E.L. H.A.L.E.

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

On today's YKS...The first use of italics in an episode description that I can recall, so that's big news. Plus! Should we be celebrating the vulva? Many people are saying, "Yes! With a book!" Thankfully, our friend Lil' Evan is here to save the day. And we've got so much more than that....we're talking about the Jetsonification of breakfast, we're talking outer body experiences, we're talking bad usernames, we're talking DOG SHIT. We got it all today baby. Tune in or get tuned up.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research is courtesy of Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Let's all hit the dab for our friends who make the show possible.


Now that was a damn good episode. What was your favorite part of it? Let us know by emailing in: Email@email.com. But if you're not subscribed to YKS Premium on Patreon, you're missing out on (approximately) half the Mike and JF shenanigans you could be getting every week! Last week on YKS Premium, comedian and Real Housewives apologist Sarah Squirm rang us up to talk about Jackass stunts and be subjected to a Quarantine Edition of the Jokeblogger Top 10. It was pretty good! And now this week, we'll be doing another episode. It won't be as good, but, you gotta understand, people are busy right now. So that's why probably.


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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some jaki plastic crap and it solved a stupid problem that nobody's ever had.

0:10.0

You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of us because your body never told you that your kick-starters-

0:18.8

tell them, Mike and J-Laiy!

0:20.8

Your kick-star-in-star. Your kick- Star is Stars.

0:23.0

Star is Stars.

0:25.0

Some.

0:26.0

So.

0:27.0

Some.

0:28.0

Go. Go.

0:30.0

So.

0:31.0

The Stars Stars. The Stars Stars. Oh!

0:32.0

Stars! I'm going to go and

0:35.0

podcast.

0:36.0

Hey Mike and Jay off.

0:40.0

Just got back from the grocery store and did my grocery pickup and I had asked for four, five-ounce

0:50.3

salmon fillets and instead they gave me one 55 ounce salmon

0:56.8

flay so figure maybe you guys would want some salmon so I went ahead and package that up and send it off to

1:06.0

you guys been a little behind on some of the premium episodes so I hope you're

1:12.2

still checking the PO box regularly keep a

1:17.5

look out for that sound enjoy.

1:20.3

Hey everybody welcome to YKS we're so glad you're back with us you know this

1:28.5

quarter teen has just been absolutely crazy I guess it's over now I guess I guess you're probably, if I had to guess what our listeners are doing right now,

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