Episode 148: Armchair Neuroscientists
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2020
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Paint drying may be the famously boring thing to watch happen....but what if you only listened to the part that happens before you even get to paint! That is today's episode in a nutshell, as Mike and JF discuss the finer points of drywall repair, the disease of serial inventorship, the great democratization of sub-South Parkian animation software, and political protest poems (with fiddle accompaniment). Bye Bye Virus!
Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
YKS Premium this week is a doozy....Mike and JF are joined by the very nice and funny Sarah Squirm to talk about reality TV bullshit and do the JokeBlogger Top 10. It's very stupid to subject your good guests to this! But that's what you have to do sometimes, if you want to (???) and (???). Anyway check it out. On Thursday, when it comes out.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some jaki plastic crap and it's off the stupid |
| 0:08.3 | problem that nobody's ever had. You want to sketch it on the internet to make a couple bucks because the body never told you that your |
| 0:17.2 | King Starters' God. Tell them, Mike and Jay out. |
| 0:20.8 | Your King Star, it's God! Your King Star God is God is God. |
| 0:25.0 | God. |
| 0:26.0 | God. |
| 0:28.0 | God. God. |
| 0:30.0 | God. God. |
| 0:31.0 | God. |
| 0:32.0 | God. God. God. Oh! Oh! Hey guys just had a nightmare that I was entered in a some weird volleyball tournament at like a yacht club which is just laughable on so many levels |
| 0:55.0 | for me I won't get into and I get there and I'm getting my assigned my team and go figure it's you two. |
| 1:06.3 | So obviously I was to say well because this is great. |
| 1:09.4 | I hate this and I'm we're definitely gonna lose and then it got even worse. |
| 1:14.0 | Fucking of course Mike failed at the last minute. |
| 1:17.3 | Wouldn't show up. |
| 1:18.3 | Not that he'd be worth anything anyways. |
| 1:21.2 | Told my girlfriend about it when I woke up because I was so shaken and she broke up with me. |
| 1:28.0 | So, fuck you guys. |
| 1:31.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. |
| 1:34.0 | Mike, what'd you do that for man? |
| 1:38.0 | I would kill at volleyball. |
| 1:41.0 | Volleyball. |
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