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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 150: To Catch A Vibe

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Hey, it's Monday....what the...???? Haha. That's what you sound like right now. First of all, relax. Calm down. It's a joke. Actually, it's not a joke at all. It's real and it's the future of YKS. We're doing Mondays now, alright? Try to keep up.

This week on the show Mike and JF are talking about Donald Trump's big wet booty hole, the Problems with Movies (numerous), and some vicious hand to hand combat between members of the expanded YKSiverse. It's pretty good and plus, it's on Monday, which is nice as well. So check it out.


Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


This week's episode is sponsored by Wipers123. I'm tellin' ya what, if you need windshield wipers for your car, Wipers123 seems like a good place to get 'em. And ya might as well use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 off while you're there. If you need new wipers on your car, I mean. Which....maybe you do! I don't know!


YKS Premium returns on Friday.


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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's off the stupid problem that nobody's

0:09.7

ever had.

0:10.7

You don't want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body never told you that your

0:17.2

kick starters' girls. Tell them, Mike and J.

0:20.8

Your kick stars. Your kick starters' time. Your King's Star is God is God.

0:25.0

It's God.

0:26.0

So, God.

0:28.0

You can start. You can start.

0:30.0

So, God is God is Sows. Yo, what's going on, so what is so?

0:36.0

The podcast. Yo, what's going on, guys?

0:40.0

My name is Spencer. Who fucking cares? Yeah, just hanging out in Crystal Lake, Illinois.

0:49.4

I thought I'd give the voicemail a call, big day for me.

0:56.2

I just finished writing a book.

0:57.8

It's been, uh, looking at nine years.

1:01.8

Working up for nine years, Now I'm finally done.

1:05.0

Done writing it done editing it. Pretty cool. Got some Taco Bell to celebrate.

1:11.7

Myself in my car got two cheesy Gordita crunches, sub black beans instead of beef,

1:16.6

no lettuce, extra cheese, wild cherry Pepsi, fire sauce, It's truth.

1:24.0

Well, I literally just am calling this number for no real reason.

1:30.0

So, here I am.

1:35.0

And take care. Say la Vee, go to geto here go some.

1:40.0

You play around him.

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