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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1460: The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2013

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

TBTL debuts a new segment in which Luke and Andrew, two very very white guys, talk about issues of race in America.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey folks, TBTL is gonna get started in just a moment. First though, this gentle reminder

0:10.4

that we get sponsorship from Chateau, San Michelle. Located out there in Woodenville, Washington,

0:16.9

they make all kinds of great wines. You know, the holidays are just around the corner and

0:22.5

you love your family. You love your extended family. You love getting together with them

0:27.8

and you love it so much that it'll be a little more bearable if you had some Chateau, San

0:32.8

Michelle to help you through those times because you know what? It just takes the edge off.

0:38.9

Some of those interactions that otherwise can be a little on this stressful side. And

0:42.7

the cool thing about Chateau San Michelle is that they make wine that is very, very affordable.

0:47.3

They also make wine that is of a higher shelf position. I don't know if really like top

0:53.6

shelf in wine. Is that even a terminology that is ever used? The point is whatever your

0:58.6

price point is, Chateau San Michelle is going to have a wine for you that's going to be amazing.

1:02.2

It's going to give you absolutely your best money's worth on that product. So if you're

1:06.9

heading out to a holiday party in the coming months, grab yourself a bottle of Chateau San

1:10.6

Michelle. You will be happy. We promise. Big thanks Chateau San Michelle for sponsoring

1:15.3

the show. Big thanks to you for listening. Let's get started right now.

1:18.5

I'm a buff baby. They can dance like a man. I can shake him up. Fanny. I can shake him

1:23.8

up again. All the tough, toot and baby. I can punch your buns. Punch your buns. I can

1:29.8

push all your buns. If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun.

1:33.8

TVTM

1:36.8

He's a little bit long-winded. He doesn't translate very well into our generation and his

1:43.9

jokes are terrible. I said, I got to get to him for he get to me. I open his door like this

1:49.2

and I'm joking. Back in that door, Bob, I pushed that door. He stopped that door and he came

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