Episode 144: Eyetalian Football (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan)

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All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2018

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Aye there, mateys! On this week's luscious episode, we have special guest and Kid Rock Cruise comic, Eleanor Kerrigan, on the program. We get foot loose and fancy-free with the convo, and it takes more turns the Mississippi River. Some of the topics that are covered are: O'Neill's upcoming fight, how the Dice man should take away his support of Big Jay Oakerson because he spurned O'Neill, the Dice man and his gloves, fake sports leagues (Eleanor alleges there's a pro football league in Italy), pet tigers on the mean streets of Philly, and Eleanor's awesome new bit about taking a train to Newark. Listen. And tell your landlord about the show.

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0:00.0	The Erechandony.
0:15.0	Ere habehah hard never ere hare will steal levels, he'd still. They shan' shan' on him.
0:27.0	You know the man and clear.
0:30.0	You know the man and clear in clinic still in here.
0:37.0	The nation shall only. Oh, there's numbers big.
0:45.0	Oh, there's numbers big.
0:47.0	Of course!
0:52.0	It's a very interesting like lounge singer take on the Danish and O'Neill theme song.
0:57.0	That's from Beardo in Australia.
0:59.0	We are the best staff, not just one person.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	We have multiple people writing, not writing but
1:04.4	but re-writing re-reiting and doing reinterpretations. Oh, I'm sorry, someone has their hand raised.
1:10.0	Special guest, can we introduce you?
1:12.0	Special guest, you know her from the Kid Rock Tour Series, one of the best comics on the oceans today?
1:18.8	She is, yeah, she's definitely number one cruise ship comic.
1:22.8	You know her as Michael Wills Perizi's best friends.
1:26.1	All right, come on.
1:27.1	You know her as the Dice Man's ex-lover.
1:30.3	And new number one best friend. I have replaced the number one best.
1:35.4	Wow, we'll get to that in a minute.
1:36.8	What?
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