Episode 143: Hortons Hears a Poo

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All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Your top source of news and information is back for the week. We get into a whole host of topics this week. There's a mountain lion attack in Washington state that we had to discuss. We also update the crazy story from last week about a woman who texted a man she dated 65,000 times. You won't want to miss this. Then, after that, we discuss a video that's made the rounds where a Canadian woman defecated in a coffee shop. In groundbreaking news, we blow the doors off a scandal...bullying in nursing homes. Speaking of bullying and misbehaving, we also discuss a 47 year old woman who thought it would be a good idea to bring brownies with laxatives in them to a company party. There's also a trail mix style variety of tom foolery that covers a variety of topics. What are you waiting for? Get in there!

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0:31.0	they are called Nick Danish and O'Neill.
0:37.0	Danish and O'Neill.
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0:56.2	Bush is a
1:06.0	Bush man is not here but he's not here but his rendition lives on forever. Always well yes absolutely.
1:08.0	I played that for that's in honor of Sophia W she just turned nine and uh seems like I'm assuming this is her father
1:14.8	as for a birthday shout out she loves the Bushman remix I don't know if she
1:19.0	listens to the show or just the theme shop she does listen to the show
1:21.7	yeah there's a lot of lessons by the way you can she does listen to the show. Yeah, there's a lot of lessons.
1:23.0	By the way, you can't just listen to the theme song.
1:26.0	You gotta listen to the whole episode.
1:27.5	Yeah, she's gotta make it to the outro, but happy birthday, Sophia.
1:30.6	Enjoy your nine years and you have a lot of lessons to learn from us.
1:34.0	Yeah, good luck with everything in the future and please listen to the whole thing
1:39.5	otherwise you lower our retention rate. That's true. Happy birthday also belated birthday to a vet in Texas. All the vet. Oh yeah. There you go.
1:50.6	How's everybody's nipples out there? Good.
1:53.0	Dude, I just got back from San Francisco.
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