Episode #1434: Crowd Work!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Luke decides to do some crowd work at a comedy club, and ends up working on himself. Meanwhile, Carey brings home the best device EVER to augment Sport-Watching.

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0:00.0	If it's, if I don't get any points for any courses, I won't be able to love you anymore.
0:07.0	You won't be able to love me anymore, that's it.
0:10.0	I'll only be able to love my mom.
0:13.0	That's it, after all those special times you've had together.
0:16.0	After all those bedtime stories, after all those times I've picked you up and thrown you in the air,
0:20.0	and after all those times I've flown you all over the house.
0:23.0	And after all those songs we sung together and all those dances that we danced together,
0:28.0	you won't love me anymore because I'm not going to buy you any my little ponies.
0:32.0	Yeah, only mommy.
0:33.0	Only mommy, you're only going to love mommy.
0:35.0	Mm-hmm.
0:37.0	You're making me sad.
0:39.0	That's why I only like mommy now.
0:42.0	T-B-T-L!
0:48.0	Oh, that's hell of a beautiful doll!
0:51.0	Oh, that's magical doll!
0:53.0	That's so sweet.
0:54.0	Oh, this is really the happiest place on Earth though.
0:57.0	I'm an up-to-sman, so I'll try to be oblique.
0:59.0	Let's get one thing straight.
1:01.0	I'm the funny guy around here.
1:03.0	All you're doing is smoking pot in the forest and a flannel shirt and a hipster beard.
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