Episode #1433: Crouch Vans w/ Mike Pesca

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2013

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Mike Pesca swings by to coach Luke on his upcoming appearance with Martin Short, and defend the proud heritage of the U.S. minivan.

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0:00.0	What are you going out, by the way, you have plans?
0:02.0	Uh, no, no, not really. I'm going to stay in tonight.
0:05.0	Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to hang out.
0:07.0	I've got some stuff to do around here.
0:09.0	Do you Saturday night, don't you, isn't there, uh, what about, um...
0:11.0	Well, I mean, I have plans. I just, you know, they're not that complicated.
0:15.0	There's some plans, though, that I do have, Dan.
0:17.0	Look what?
0:18.0	You know, I'm going to take a shower and I'm going to clean up
0:20.0	and I'm going to, uh, you know, lie down on my bed and just feel clean.
0:24.0	I don't think this is healthy, Ben. I think that there's something missing here.
0:28.0	It's Saturday night. I'm going to shave my body bare.
0:30.0	That's what I'm going to do. Don't shave yourself again, Ben.
0:33.0	You're going to shave.
0:35.0	Dad, I got it. The hair's dirty.
0:36.0	Hair's dirty.
0:38.0	I want you to get counseling, Ben.
0:40.0	TVTL!
0:46.0	Hey, my boy. The square's gone.
0:48.0	You want a buggy?
0:50.0	How many times have it told you you cannot trust the system?
0:53.0	When you're in the system, they switch the flip and you're done.
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