Episode 143: Jarred Spaghetti Sauce

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2014

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Molly and I'm Matt you and this is spilled milk the show where we warm things in the microwave eat them all and you can't have any
0:11.6	That's not fair. We also warmed something in the oven.
0:14.0	Oh, that's right. We did. We baked breadsticks.
0:17.0	From a tube.
0:18.0	Uh-huh. Because we're talking about jarred spaghetti sauce.
0:21.0	Yes, yes. that staple of American childhoods.
0:27.1	Yes.
0:28.0	Yes.
0:29.0	Isn't that what it is? One of the many things that got stapled to us as children.
0:32.3	Did you ever have an accident with a stapler?
0:34.1	Oh my god that was my worst nightmare. Really? You were afraid of the stapler?
0:38.6	I was scared of getting my fingers stapled. I did it once. Do you? Oh my God you did? Oh absolutely yes.
0:44.7	Wow how was it? I mean I didn't like I didn't like crucify myself I just like got a
0:49.8	staple poked into my finger. Cut to Tori Amos.
0:53.0	No, it hurt.
0:57.6	That's what happened.
0:58.8	Did you have any kids in your school who would like, or did you have any friends who thought it was really fun to play
1:04.4	with like straight pins or safety pins and sort of like poke them through like an outer
1:09.1	layer of their skin on their their fingers? Yes I haven't thought, oh, that terrified me.
1:15.4	Why did you bring that up?
1:17.2	I managed not to think about that.
1:19.0	There was also this kid in elementary school.
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