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Spilled Milk

Episode 142: Cheesy Crackers

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2014

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:07.6

delicious eat it all and you can't have any. Today we are talking about

0:12.3

cheese crackers or as Matthew likes to call them cheesy

0:17.0

crackers. Well yeah because you know they're they're not too serious they they like

0:22.2

they like dad jokes like me. They're cheesy. Wow, that's so cute

0:28.0

So we have a we have a roster of cheesy crackers here that I that I perfect purchased at the at the local apothecary and

0:36.1

They come in tiny little medicine vials

0:39.1

Yes, that probably would have been funnier if early part of the 1900s if I hadn't started laughing at my own joke before I finished saying it.

0:46.0

Yeah I bought them from the soda jerk and uh...

0:50.3

how did we even get on this old timey joke?

0:53.6

I don't know. I said apothecary.

0:55.9

Why?

0:56.9

I don't know. I started saying, I was going to say supermarket and then I thought I say that every

1:01.8

week. It's time to mix it up.

1:04.0

Okay, that's right.

1:06.0

This week we're not saying anything that we've said previously.

1:09.0

It's an all new episode.

1:11.0

All right, so then that means no making out jokes or

1:16.2

reminiscences. Okay so but I want to let's reminisce just really quickly yes

1:21.4

but not about anything we've reminisced about before.

1:24.2

Let's reminisce about cheddar crackers.

1:26.0

Okay.

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