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🗓️ 25 September 2014
⏱️ 14 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something |
0:07.6 | delicious eat it all and you can't have any. Today we are talking about |
0:12.3 | cheese crackers or as Matthew likes to call them cheesy |
0:17.0 | crackers. Well yeah because you know they're they're not too serious they they like |
0:22.2 | they like dad jokes like me. They're cheesy. Wow, that's so cute |
0:28.0 | So we have a we have a roster of cheesy crackers here that I that I perfect purchased at the at the local apothecary and |
0:36.1 | They come in tiny little medicine vials |
0:39.1 | Yes, that probably would have been funnier if early part of the 1900s if I hadn't started laughing at my own joke before I finished saying it. |
0:46.0 | Yeah I bought them from the soda jerk and uh... |
0:50.3 | how did we even get on this old timey joke? |
0:53.6 | I don't know. I said apothecary. |
0:55.9 | Why? |
0:56.9 | I don't know. I started saying, I was going to say supermarket and then I thought I say that every |
1:01.8 | week. It's time to mix it up. |
1:04.0 | Okay, that's right. |
1:06.0 | This week we're not saying anything that we've said previously. |
1:09.0 | It's an all new episode. |
1:11.0 | All right, so then that means no making out jokes or |
1:16.2 | reminiscences. Okay so but I want to let's reminisce just really quickly yes |
1:21.4 | but not about anything we've reminisced about before. |
1:24.2 | Let's reminisce about cheddar crackers. |
1:26.0 | Okay. |
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