Episode 142: Psychos

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, O'Neill starts things off by talking about a phone call he had with his fight opponent, Luis J. Gomez. Danish then reveals a disturbing fashion trend he noticed in a store. After that, D+O discuss an story about a woman who thinks it's necessary to ask a newborn for consent to change their diaper. Then, we discuss a woman who sent a man she went on an online date with 65,000 texts. And then we move onto a man who was practicing "karate" on swans in an Orlando park. After that, we discuss a reason you should NEVER use a 7-11 microwave. Finally, we give a reason to never "horse around" with your dog. There's a multitude of lessons to be learned from this episode. You're welcome.

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0:00.0	I was on the Danish so I was only so I can tell you how it won't feel
0:25.0	It's a great podcast.
0:30.0	Oh, so we're so looking good deal.
0:35.0	Call it a Danish show.
0:38.0	The Danish should only. She don't kneel.
0:49.0	Day that she don't kneel. Day that she don't kneel.
0:52.0	Day and she don't need you know
0:55.0	Day that child don't need you
0:57.0	Day that shine don't need Day and Chandonel
1:09.0	Chandonel
1:07.0	Oh, yeah Day and Chandonel
1:09.0	Oh yeah.
1:12.0	Real hot peppers.
1:14.0	That song sounds like we're getting ready to ride out to like certain death.
1:19.0	Yeah, for sure.
1:21.0	And maybe we are who knows
1:23.4	who knows where the episode will take us this is another episode of Danish and
1:26.8	O'Neill back with a vengeance
1:28.6	uh what's going on everybody how are you it's the mother's day addition of Danish and O'Neill. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there.
1:35.2	Yeah, you have a couple mothers in your life now. Yeah, happy first Mother's Day to Courtney, doing a great job with baby Barb so far.
1:43.1	Do they have a mother-fucker's day?
1:44.6	Because they should.
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