Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner. You're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast. Thank you so much for joining me. I'm so lucky today to have my favorite people in studio.

Okay, I'm so happy to see you with your clothes on. Can I just say that, Kevin?

Thank you. Kevin Le Hay. Most people are happier to see me with my clothes on. Aaron on the board. Same zies. And I know Charlie today. Charlie smells bad. It's two weeks post-opt. I'm going to bathe her today. her, um, lady business tied up. And so she had

stitches. I couldn't wash her. Charlie's my dog. So I always try and bring her in here with me,

but not today. So I say about the clothes on because you and I always do, well, always, the two shows

that I've done with my clothes off were with you. Yes. So we've like, we've been very familiar with each other. Yes. Yeah. I think I've only done one show with you with our clothes on. Which one is that? With stoner Rob. Oh, it was a Rob show? I love Rob. Yeah. It was a Rob show. Yeah. You're big time into doing nudist comedy shows. Kind of. Yeah.

They like me. The nudist. The nudist like me. You're so comfortable. I am, which is funny, because I'm really not comfortable with my body at all. That's what you were saying. You were telling me that when you were nude. You're not comfortable in your body. I'm like, no, you look pretty comfortable, dude. But I guess it is kind of like getting over, like conquering those fears, right? But. Kind of. The first one I did, that was my thought process. How long ago was their first? That was New Year's Eve 2012. It was a New Year's Eve date? It was a New Year's Eve date. I was hosting the event.

Did any apples drop?

No.

Okay.

I don't know.

But when they called me and asked me if I'd be willing to do it, my first question was, do I have to be nude?

And they said, well, you don't have to.

How did they find you specifically to ask?

A guy named Tim Chishmar. Oh, Tim. Okay. Tim's very familiar with the podcast. Guys, I've had Tim on here many times. Tim hasn't been on for a while. Tim's having a rough spell right now, but I love his stories because he's crazy. Well, he's a nudist. Yes, big time nudist. And he likes me. Uh-huh. And he said, hey, you know, if you're willing to do it, you know, would you like to come out with me? No, Tim actually got me to do it. He bugged me for two years because my album cover is very provocative. My old album, I'm like standing with my pigtails and a microphone. That's it. Okay. It's called if these lips could talk.

They're talking about those lips, though, not need. So, and so he was always like, oh, you got to come do my shows. I'm like, no, Tim, I'm not going to do your shows. Like, that's not happening. And then after a while, I was like, you know what? Why won't I do it? Just like, let's do that.

But all right.

Yeah.

And that was kind of my thought process was, you know, I, why not? Why not go see what it's about? Because I'm, I'm about the comedy. And I was like, I'm going to tell jokes either way. So I thought, you know, it'll be something to feel nervous about because I don't get nervous anymore. And then I got there and I was disappointed because I wasn't nervous at all.

I got right on stage and it felt like it felt like every other show to me.

I'm so nervous.

Because I was so in my head concentrating on the jokes and being funny that I didn't think about being naked because I was trying to be funny.

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